Lyrics

I’m Gonna Look Like Hell When I Get to Heaven

Middle age
Is not a pretty thing
Things are turning gray
They’re falling and malfunctioning
I could wage a ware against the clock
Get lasered, lifed, get botoxed
But I’ve better things to do
with the time I’ve got

I’m Gonna Look Like Hell When I Get to Heaven
All used up, completely spent and satisfied
I’m Gonna Look Like Hell When I Get to Heaven
Pardon my appearance, but good Lord
It was one helluva ride

Won’t be peeled and buffed
Won’t get my tummy tucked
Won’t be squeezed or tweezed or tinted
Or have my lipo sucked
I may not have aged with grace
When I slip through those pearly gates
But I intend to have a smile on my face

I like to stay up late
I like my burgers pink
Strong coffee, ice-cold Tangueray
And Krispy Kremes
Good times are goin’ goin’ gone
While I can I’ll party on
I’ll never be the beauty queen of Forest Lawn